don’t learn, it’s one of my issues

Posted 10 hours ago on September 02, 2014 @ 11:43am with 15,644 notes
Reblogged from chnspine (Source: arminnies)

I think we’re a classic couple. I think we’re like Romeo and Juliet. I think we go together so well. We’re like peanut butter and jelly.

Chris Pratt and Dylan Prunty Recite Lines from “The LEGO Movie”

Thomas loves his Uncle Jensen [x]

we were in the academy together and we hated all the drills. so now when we’re on a case, and one of us says “a thousand push ups,” it means “i’m so sure i’m right, that if i’m wrong, i’ll do a thousand push ups.”

it’s a pact we made. it really just means “trust me. and i do. 

Posted 4 days ago on August 29, 2014 @ 7:19pm with 517 notes
Reblogged from professortennant (Source: theacademyaint)


It was more like a savory pastry, delicately little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation. It was a calzone. It was literally just a mini calzone.

"before I know it, I’m gonna wake up and be 23 and my life’s gonna be behind me."
"you know that I’m 25, right?"

Posted 4 days ago on August 29, 2014 @ 6:29pm with 5,401 notes
Reblogged from aurbeyplaza (Source: calliopesloan)


i’m finding that often the people with the least to give are the most generous.